Eighteen. Chicago. South suburbs. Psychology major. Musician. Dancer. Real Slim Shady. Close personal friend of Ferris Bueller.
me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with
literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone
it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about
y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely
ration all y’alls fucks
This should be everywhere.
|White guy:||*Makes a joke about women*|
|White guy:||*Makes a joke about black people*|
|White guy:||*Makes a joke about asians*|
|White guy:||*Makes a joke about gay people*|
|You:||*Makes a joke about White guys*|
|White guy:||WOAH WOAH WOAH Okay. Not all of us are like that. In fact someone's a man-hating heterophobic reverse-racist. Don't judge me for my ancestors! I'm a nice guy. #NotALLMen #ILoveRonaldReagan|
If you find no one to support you on the spiritual path, walk alone. There is no companionship with the immature.
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF IT WAS SO WORTH IT
oh god i am crying
Think of the people who scrolled past
oh my god hahahahahah